Thursday, December 20, 2007

BREAKING NEWS - Ingrid Marie did not lie!



I'd like to send a shout out to my fellow Boricua Pageantry Fan, who shared this REUTERS news article first thing this morning. This is the very same friend that I literally watch Miss Universe with over the telephone - yes, sadly she lives across the freaking country, so we swap staccato bursts of bitchery during commerical breaks. Yet this very friend says I should not have a blog because I need to write my (academic) book instead. Here's to you, mami chula!:

I don't know what I love most about this story, the fact that it made REUTERS, the names of the police personnel, Eddie, Ivonne, etc., the quotes at the end about how people are just "fanatical" and "passionate" about pageantry? I am just glad our girl Ingrid Marie has been vindicated, and, if all goes well, we will wipe the floor with Venezuela at Miss Universe!!
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Probe: Beauty queen clothes were sprayed
By LILLIAM IRIZARRY, Associated Press Writer Wed Dec 19, 3:04 PM ET
SAN JUAN, Puerto Rico - After a flurry of accusations and skepticism, an exhaustive investigation has determined that someone did try to sabotage a beauty contestant's bid for the Miss Puerto Rico Universe by dousing her garments with pepper spray, police said Wednesday.

The attempt failed because Ingrid Marie Rivera maintained her composure while appearing before judges and cameras, then went backstage to remove her clothes and apply ice bags to her swollen and splotched face and body. She went on to win the crown last month.

Police will present the results of their three-week-long investigation to the district attorney, who will decide whether to file charges against the suspect, a volunteer at the pageant, said San Juan police detective Ivonne Reyes. Reyes refused to identify the volunteer or discuss a possible motive.

A black gown and the bathing suit that Rivera wore during the competition's final round tested positive for pepper spray, validating her claims of sabotage, police said. Allegations of sabotage were earlier questioned when another dress and a makeup brush tested negative for pepper spray.

"Miss Puerto Rico Universe was speaking the truth. She was being sincere about the allegations," Lt. Eddie Hernandez, a San Juan police spokesman, said Wednesday.

Extensive interviews led police to focus their suspicions on the volunteer and not a rival contestant, Hernandez said, adding that the pepper spray was likely applied when contestants and their assistants left the changing room. Five pageant officials who handled the clothes also were affected by the spray, he said.

About five volunteers worked during the competition, said pageant director Magali Febles, adding that organizers will screen volunteers more carefully because "there are some people who are very fanatical" about the contestants.

"We generate a lot of passion," she added.

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Ingrid Marie Has Some Esplainin To Do.../Miss Puerto Rico...Petite?



She seems very much on the defensive...and is offering to take a polygraph. Stay tuned.



Luis Santiago author of a guide to pageantry

PETITE GUIDE TO PAGEANTRY:

By the way, during my brief visit to the Island I was lucky to get a few gems in the El Nuevo Dia newspaper including an article about Luis Santiago, Producer of Miss Puerto Rico Petite (aren't most Misses in PR petite, like me, Petite Maoiste?) and Miss Puerto Rico Teen (love how this is all in English?!) published a "Guia Completa de competencia y entrenamiento para certamenes de belleza" (only $49.95!) Sadly I never made it to BORDERS in Plaza Las Americas - the largest mall in Latin America- so I don't have a copy of this invaluable guide to Pageantry to which I can refer. Santiago is the Evil Genius behind Ingrid Marie's Meteoric Rise. According to the article he has also trained Queens like Joyceline Montero, Yizette Cifredo and Roselyn Sanchez. If I were not in the arts, I think I would have become an anthropologist and done a dissertation on naming practices in Puerto Rico. Awesome. And in the same newspaper's social section called "MAGACIN" (the "i" of course has an accent) I found yet more poetic nomenclature just two of my favorites are YAMIL and YARANIKS (the latter sounds like a potentially lethal type of sushi).

Ingrid Marie's Pageantry Mentor, Santiago's resume is as follows, he helped Ingrid Marie win Miss Global Queen, and three of his other Puerto Rican pageantry proteges also won at Miss Global Teen, and Miss Global Petite. This must-read pageantry bible gives tips on potential questions, pageantry walk, how to choose hair and makeup, and "Pensamientos para Jesus" as well as "Pensamientos para una reina" for inspirational reading.


MISS AMERICA: REALITY CHECK
Now I have learned that on January 4, TLC is launching a Reality TV series called "Miss America: Reality Check" that involves behind-the-scenes make-overs of misses. I may just have to watch this, but it could easily become a pageantry addiction.

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Chavez drags Venezuela backwards part II

According to local and international media, Hugo Chavez is blocking the publication of newspapers critical of his regime, see below. Other related news include the soaring inflation, which has led to scarcity of basic food items like milk, and now, toilet paper. So here, we get ridiculously wealthy museum patrons endowing a (formerly radical alternative) museum's new building by having the "named bathroom" (see post below) while in Venezuela, people cannot afford to buy toilet paper.

By Fabiola Sanchez
ASSOCIATED PRESS

12:22 p.m. December 11, 2007

CARACAS, Venezuela – A newspaper critical of President Hugo Chavez's government said Tuesday it is being forced to stop printing because officials have failed to authorize U.S. dollars it needs to buy newsprint. Publisher and editor David Natera said the government has a clear political motivation for not cooperating with his regional daily, Correo del Caroni, which has long taken a critical stance.

The paper in the eastern city of Puerto Ordaz said its print edition will not be published Wednesday because of the lack of newsprint, though it will continue to post news to its Web site. Chavez's government imposed currency exchange controls in 2003, requiring Venezuelans and companies to request state authorization to trade local currency for dollars at the official rate – which holds the Venezuelan bolivar steady at nearly three times the black-market rate.

The head of the government commission that handles requests for dollars acknowledged on Tuesday that there had been delays in processing applications. Manuel Barroso blamed computer problems, but he did not address the newspaper's situation. Natera, who is also a leader among Venezuelan newspaper publishers and has repeatedly accused the government of trying to push aside critical news media, said, “This regime does not allow dissidence,”

An official at Venezuela's information ministry said no response was immediately available. Chavez's government has consistently denied violating press freedoms, noting that most news outlets remain in private hands and many newspapers and radio stations take an anti-Chavez line. Natera said he believes the government is getting back at him for reports he has prepared for the Inter American Press Association warning of threats to press freedom.

The Paris-based press freedom group Reporters Without Borders expressed concern, calling on Barroso to “do what is necessary to get things moving and to allow the Correo del Caroni to resume publishing.”“We hope that exchange controls, like the allocation of state advertising, has not been turned into a way of penalizing publications for their editorial policies,” the group said in a statement.

Natera said three other regional newspapers are facing a similar shortage of newsprint and have only a few weeks' worth in stock because they have been unable to obtain dollars through the government to buy more.

http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/business/20071211-1222-venezuela-newspaper.html

Monday, December 10, 2007

Cultural Revolution Tchotchkes





Since I got onto the subject [see post immediately below this] of the talking (or more accurately, delusionally ranting) Hugo Chavez doll, I had to go back to the phenomena of collecting schlock related to sinister murderous dictators, in this case Mao. There is at least one site where one can pay up to hundreds of dollars to buy original or reproduction porcelains depicting the leader, his subordinates and revolutionary characters, many of them related to the Cultural Revolution period. Despite the political incorrectness of what I am about to say, I admit that I happen to be attracted to them for their hideously tastelessly realistic and rhetorical value, not to mention their lurid colors. It's Communist Lladro! In many of these figures, Mao looks a bit like a drag queen wearing red lipstick. The question is, given my family history, would I be offended if I went to somebody's house and they had a bust of Franco displayed knowingly as campy kitsch memorabilia?




this is the site that sells the figurines:
http://www.1930shanghai.com/catalog.html

If you want to know about the iconography of Mao, how contemporary people in China view it, and the ways in which contemporary artists reinterpret this imagery, read this amazing article "Personal Mao" by an expert on the subject, Francesca Dal Lago:

http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m0425/is_2_58/ai_55427197/pg_1

Chavez makes Venezuela go even further backwards....




The megalomanical and deluded dictator Hugo Chavez is at it again, derailed by the crushing defeat of his attempt to turn Venezuela into a "Socialist" dictatorship, now he is literally micro-managing people's lives by turning the clock back on his countrymen, thus interfering with every aspect of their lives. Of course he has already implemented many policies that have done far more damage, and the food shortages are just one example of this. People have to be subjected to his bizarre rambling cadenas that go on for hours and pre-empt regularly-scheduled programming on TV and radio, sometimes he even sings, other times he makes threats of violence. Now he is convinced that changing the clocks back one half hour will make a revolutionary change in the "working people's" lives but in fact it is creating a huge hassle. (see below) This half-hour change means that he isn't on the same time zone as the USA.

But if you think this initiative is deluded and narcissistic, check this out - be warned some of the people in the video, if you understand Spanish, are actually saying that children love Chavez and are attracted by the doll!!! This reminds me of the ubiquitous Mao figurines - my personal faves are the glow in the dark plastic ones, the great leader was always watching!


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Venezuelans Reset Clocks With Chavez's New Time Zone (Update1)
By Matthew Walter

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601086&sid=aBSMuIWEBYk0&refer=latin_america

Dec. 10 (Bloomberg) -- Venezuelans began their work week at a new hour after President Hugo Chavez ordered clocks set back, creating a time zone unique to the South American country.

Chavez says setting clocks back half an hour will allow school children to wake up with the sun and ease poor Venezuelans' pre-dawn commute. Since the decree's publication on Nov. 27, businesses have struggled to update time-sensitive computer systems.

Chavez, who says time zones were created by ``imperialists,'' has also changed the country's name to the Bolivarian Republic of Venezuela, and redesigned its coat of arms and national flag in his bid to create a ``21st century socialist'' society. Some Venezuelans say the time change is part of Chavez's drive to put his mark on every aspect of the country's national identity.

``It's a political whim,'' said Yanitza Lopez, 27, an accountant for a cosmetics company in Caracas. ``It's not going to make any difference for any kids.''

Airlines and travel agencies were still calling and e- mailed passengers last week to notify them about flight changes, and the Caracas stock exchange had to update its software to ensure trades ran smoothly today.

``The time change is going to affect many flights, and lots of airlines still haven't changed their timetables,'' said Roberto Pulido, country manager for Copa Airlines and president of Venezuela's airline association. ``This is an additional cost, because we've had to update all of our reservation systems.''

Authority

Venezuela joins a handful of countries, including India, Iran, Afghanistan and Sri Lanka that don't set their time in increments of one hour from Greenwich Mean Time.

``This affects even the biological functioning of the body,'' the president said yesterday, according to the state news wire. ``It's scientifically proven.

Local media spent the past week focusing on the aftermath of a Dec. 2 national referendum, in which voters rejected the president's plan to overhaul the constitution to allow him to run for re-election indefinitely, contributing to confusion about yesterday's change.

Chavez has changed the start date for the new time zone at least once, and in a national address he mistakenly said the plan was to turn clocks forward by half an hour.

``I don't really understand the point, but nothing with this president surprises me,'' said Rafael Sucre, 39, a doctor, as he exited a subway station last week in the Chacao commercial district of the nation's capital, Caracas.

To contact the reporter on this story: Matthew Walter in Caracas at mwalter4@bloomberg.net

Last Updated: December 10, 2007 08:30 EST

Sunday, December 9, 2007

Real News



Photo taken by me, Petite Maoiste, insde the women's bathroom in the new, New Museum

Puerto Ricans - cheap labor with US Passports!
















above: images from the Puerto Rican Tourism Company website, generic tropical beachscape and the logo they've designed to reinforce their slogan "US passport not required"

I see an ironic parallel between the recent efforts made by US meat-packing plants to recruit Island-based Puerto Ricans to replace deported or jailed undocumented immigrants and the Puerto Rico Tourism Company's latest campaign. (see below for article on the meat-packing plants) The latter attempt to rebrand the Island starts with the catchy slogan "EXPLORE BEYOND THE SHORE" but what particularly fascinated me when I recently saw a typically sterotypical commecial filled with lush tropical foliage, scantily clad natives dancing, carnival festivities and pale tourists lounging poolside is that at the bottom right I read: US PASSPORT NOT REQUIRED.

So for the US citizen no passport is required to travel to the island to enjoy hedonism and escape, and for the colonial US subject residing in the Island, a passport IS required to slave away in unhealthy and grim conditions in a meat-packing company. The fact that islanders cannot earn a decent wage at home, thanks to years of "management" of and alterations to, its economy to better suit US interests, so they have to migrate to the so-called Mainland especially beginning in the 1930s and 1940s, is probably unknown to the average American who wants to avoid post-9/11 visa and passport hassles. Lest we forget, even Bush the Second didn't have a passport prior to becoming President. Who needs to travel abroad when we have everything we want right here?

"US dollars accepted" the PR Tourism Company trumpets, and "Just a short hop away." The fact that US citizens would have to be TOLD that this about their own colony which they invaded in 1898 is still shocking for me to contemplate. Only people in the US would be so uneducated that they would not know about their own colonial territory.

An even deeper irony is the fact that thanks to "Operation Bootstrap" launched in 1947 Puerto Rico's economy shifted from agrarian to industrial and manufacturing, and of course tourism is 7 % of its income. Then pharmaceutical plants, garment factories and the like set up shop on the Island, enjoying its cheap labor, US federal tax breaks while polluting the land and in the case of pharmaceuticals using locals as guinea pigs. Until NAFTA and globalization, when outsourcing to other less-developed areas became more profitable and then our colonial status and federal laws made using the locals as cheap labor less attractive.

So thanks to the backlash against undocumente workers, US companies remember that they have poor unemployed citizens in a nearby colony, again.

This is the 411 on the Island, according to the CIA and then the PR Tourism Company-

The CIA blurb is PRICELESS especially the section about the racial make-up: https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/print/rq.html

PR Tourism Company: http://www.gotopuertorico.com/tourism-puerto-rico.php

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From National Public Radio

Nation
Meat Processors Look to Puerto Rico for Workers

by Jennifer Ludden

Morning Edition, December 6, 2007 ·

A year ago, immigration agents arrested more than 1,200 illegal workers at Swift meat-packing plants in six states.

The arrests set off a debate about whether immigrants take the grueling jobs away from Americans. Republican presidential candidate U.S. Rep. Duncan Hunter said last summer that the day after the raids, Americans were lined up to get their $18-an-hour jobs back.

In reality, the meat-packing plants pay an average hourly rate of $11 or $12 — and no one is lining up to work there.

Many plants, even those that were not raided, must still recruit heavily for legal workers.

In July, a Cargill plant in Beardstown, Ill., began running advertisements in Puerto Rico's capital city, San Juan.

Officials then flew over to conduct interviews there and in four other towns.

Andrea Agosto heard about the jobs and was among the first group of Puerto Ricans that Cargill flew to its pork-processing plant in August.

"It was for a change and for a better life for my three children," she says.

Agosto has doubled her salary.

Puerto Ricans Settle in Illinois

Maria Clayton had been the Beardstown plant's only Puerto Rican employee. She has been shuttling back and forth to the airport to pick up the new arrivals and help them get settled. So far, 50 people have made the trip.

Clayton says even the drive from the airport through Illinois' rural corn and bean country is something of a culture shock.

"Last night, I picked up two people, and they were amazed: 'Oh, my God, it's pitch black, it's pitch black. This is so far, are we there yet?' "

Clayton says they all ask, "What do you do for fun?" She tells them there isn't much to do. "But I always tell them, 'You know, if you want to change (your) life, and you want to save money (and) feel safe — this is a good place to be.' "

Cargill spokesman Mark Klein says the company has long had to recruit outside its plants' locations and targets places with high unemployment. Puerto Ricans make good candidates because they are U.S. citizens and many have experience in the industry.

"What interested us about Puerto Rico was there was a pork plant in Corozal that had closed a while back, and we wanted to hire people that had meat experience," Klein says. He says he does not think any of his competitors know that, but he expects word to get around.

Mark Grey, who studies the meat-packing industry at the University of Northern Iowa, says there is a premium on finding legal workers because of the crackdown on illegal immigrants.

"A lot of people in the industry have told me that they're running scared. They've looked at the potential for they, themselves, to become arrested — the managers, the recruiters, everyone else," Grey says.

Grey says the industry is doing more to weed out illegal workers, but that cuts into a thin profit margin of 1 percent to 3 percent. To make money, you need to cut up a lot of animals, and that takes a lot of people, he says.

Grey says most of the Americans who lined up to get meat-industry jobs after the Swift raids never got out of training, or they got to the floor and lasted just a few hours — not days.

Difficult Transition

In Beardstown, the transition for the new Puerto Rican workers has not been all smooth.

Shelly Heideman, who organizes aid for immigrants through the Elizabeth Ann Seton Program, says she has had to expand her efforts to secure donations because the incoming Puerto Ricans need so much.

"First of all, they said (they need) winter clothing, especially for their children," she says. They also need furnishings, pots and pans, linens, towels, sheets, blankets and almost anything you need to establish a home, Heideman says.

Agosto says a couple of the other Puerto Rican workers who came with her in August have already gone back.

"They didn't like the work, and it's so cold inside the factory. We weren't really prepared for that," she says.

But Agosto says it is worth it for her. She recently brought one son over from Puerto Rico, and he plans to start work at the Cargill plant in January. She hopes to bring her two other children next summer.

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