I have to give props to AM NY, but the NY POST my favorite venue for tasteless and stupid quotes, invited their readers to contribute their suggestions for Spitzer-related headlines. If you want to laugh out loud, copy the link below to your browser:
http://blogs.nypost.com/mb3/archives/2008/03/write_your_own.html
Some of my favorites:
SPITZER PULLS OUT
IS SHE A SWALLOWER OR A SPITZER?
and drumroll please!!
SPITZER SEX TAPE RELEASED
Hooker says: Don't quit your day job!