Mr. Blackwell's Top 10 Worst-Dressed List

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I don't know how I managed to miss this which came out two days ago - but Mr. Blackwell issued his annual Top 10 Worst-Dressed List. This is something that, much like Miss Universe, I look forward to every year. I must be in some kind of a funk, the stupid primaries distracted me as well, and one of my dearest friends is in Baghdad, so I am worried. Still, a glamour girl like myself should never drop the ball on fashion. Enjoy the photo gallery compiled by ABC news which includes pithy quotes from Blackwell who must be a nonagenarian by now!!

Here is the list:

MR. BLACKWELL'S 48TH ANNUAL WORST-DRESSED WOMEN LIST

10.) Alison Arngrim: "Little Nellie of the prairie, looks like a 1940's fashion editor for the Farmers Almanac."

9.) Lindsay Lohan: "Lindsay the fashion frenzy strikes again! Lohan takes fashion to a new low."

8.) Jessica Simpson: "Forget the Cowboys. In prom queen screams, can it get any worse? She's a global fashion curse!"

7.) Avril Lavigne: "Gothic make-up courtesy the mad spatula-Fashions provided by.. The house of Dracula!"

6.) Eva Green: "Stuck in neon nightmares not fit for the sane. Fashion this loud could give Bond a migraine! A profusion of confusion from toes to nose!"

5.) Kelly Clarkson: "Her heavenly voice soars above the rest... but those belly-baring bombs are hellish at best! She may be the queen of 'Pro-Active' – but that wardrobe looks downright radioactive!"

4.) Fergie: "Another style-free 'Fergie' in fashion's hall of shame? Yes, when it comes to couture chaos, guess it's all in a name!"

3.) Mary Kate Olsen: "YIKES! In layers of cut-rate kitsch, Mary Kate's look is hard to explain... she resembles a tattered toothpick-trapped in a hurricane!"

2.) Amy Winehouse: "Exploding beehives above…tacky polka-dots below... she's part 50's car-hop horror."

1.) Victoria Beckham: "Forget the fashion spice - wearing a skirt would suffice! In one skinny-mini monstrosity after another, pouty posh can really wreck-em."

Mr. Blackwell is a gentleman, he opted to omit perennial list topper Britney Spears because she is going through a difficult time in her life. I am glad, I think this is because I wouldn't want him to look at photos of me in the mid-eighties and mid-nineties.