Sometimes a cigar is....just a cigar?

Sometimes, when I look at certain products, I really understand that no one but a man could have invented them, even though my late 1980s-early 1990s generational academic training makes me break out in hives at the thought of any "given," "pre-ordained," "natural," "essential," "innate," qualities. Yes, un PC as it is, I am not sure that I can imagine a woman inventing the Wonder Boner.*



*And here is a big shout out to one of my most faithful readers, for sending me this hilarious made for TV ad. To all my fans out there, all three of you, thanks for sharing any items that fit in with my perverse sensibility, help me cope with academentia, and laugh at the fact that my life is sometimes a telenovela.