Friday, June 6, 2008

True love waits

Today I read about a line of K-MART sweats for women only (naturally, women are the harlots that provoke men to acts of lust they cannot control, right?). These tacky pants are decorated with a pro-abstinence slogan. For about 17 bucks you too can wear these alarmingly low-rise lounge pants anywhere (note the gendered discourse at work in the advertisement copy) you want to share your repression with the world! I love how the slogan is in the front and the back. Nice, in case your man tries the front and the back door, or in case he has the attention span of a fruit fly, he'll know the score! 

Here is the priceless copy from K-MART's website:

Whether she is lounging around the house, going to practice, or doing her chores. These soft athletic style crop pants will keep her comfy. Perfect for wearing with her favorite sweatshirt or tee. These athletic pants boldly proclaim just where she stands by pointing out that "True Love Waits" in a large screen print on the front and back of these pants.

Drawstring waist
Bold abstinence screen print
Elastic cuffs. Cotton/Polyester blend
Machine washable

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